Next Contestant

It happens every night she works
And each time she bats an eyelash

There goes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
And I wish you'd do it again
There goes the next contestant
I'm hating what she's wearing

And I wish you'd do it again
As they all try coming on to her
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Off of assholes coming onto her
Every asshole coming onto her
And I wish you'd do it all again
Don't they know it's never going to work?
Each night seems like it's getting worse
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
If they all tried coming on to her
(Each night seems like it's getting worse)
Is that your hand?
This time somebody's gettin' hurt

Everybody here keeps staring
Is that your hand?
Just as bad for coming onto her

Here comes the next contestant
This time somebody's gettin' hurt
Somebody's grabbing her ass

They think they'll get inside her
Here comes the next contestant

(I'll watch you leave here limping)

(I'll watch you leave here limping)
Well, I even feel the ladies
This time somebody's gettin' hurt

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
And I wish you'd do it all again

Everyone keeps coming onto her
They know it's never going to work?
They'll go and ask the DJ

Well, I wish she'd take the night off
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again

With every drink they buy her
So I don't have to fight off
They're cool but twice as crazy
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand?
And I wish you'd do it again
I wish you'd do it again
To find out just what would she say
(This time somebody's gettin' hurt)