And all the milk has turned
He composed this tune
His check was good with God
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
When the big one finds you
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
That day he bought those pine pajamas
You will lose it in your gym class
Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
If you wait 'til noon to eat
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
Though to some our friend was odd
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
But before his brain stopped waving
May this song remind you
And all the milk has turned
And all the milk has turned
We bid our brother, Cheerio
When the big one finds you
For this morning we don't mourn
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
Back when the Chess Club
Said our eggs were soft
When the toast is burned
Every Monday he'd say grace
Those here without the Lord
And all the milk has turned
His checkout time would come so soon
And all the milk has turned
Oh, none of us knew
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
Like those who have no hope
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
Breakfast Clubbers, drop the hankies
Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop lovers
With spoons held high
When the toast is burned
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
When the big one finds you
We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes
When the toast is burned
When the toast is burned
May this song remind you
When the big one finds you
How do you cope?
Sing out sweet and low
When the big one finds you
May this song remind you
That he taught us to repeat
From our late friend's cereal bowl
And hold our juice aloft
May this song remind you
When the toast is burned
May this song remind you
