Evolution is so obsolete
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Oh, one more time, yo
Rock it like a monkey like you just don't care
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet, come on
'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind
You gotta dance like a monkey
Abel died, Cain took his life
C'mon shake your monkey hips
Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court
Be my natural selection, dance, dance, dance
C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, child
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Evolution is obsolete
It's monkey time
Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
My pretty little creationist, oh, yeah
That's such a madly indoor sport
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Ain't gonna anthropomorphism you
Wave your arms and legs in the air
Exercise your demons with that monkey grin
Stomp your hands and clap your feet
Or perversely polymorphisise you
Little girl you look so sweet
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Non-believers blame it all on apes
You just started ten thousand years ago
It's monkey time, I wanna see you shake