Dance Like a Monkey

You just started ten thousand years ago

Evolution is obsolete
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife
Stomp your hands and clap your feet

C'mon shake your monkey hips
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Ain't gonna anthropomorphism you

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Rock it like a monkey like you just don't care

Exercise your demons with that monkey grin
Or perversely polymorphisise you
Wave your arms and legs in the air
Abel died, Cain took his life
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
It's monkey time, I wanna see you shake
My pretty little creationist, oh, yeah
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Oh, one more time, yo
That's such a madly indoor sport
Little girl you look so sweet
Dance like a monkey, child
'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Non-believers blame it all on apes
Evolution is so obsolete
You gotta dance like a monkey

Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
Be my natural selection, dance, dance, dance

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet, come on
It's monkey time