Where you can say what you like, but it doesn't change anything
'Cause we're the 51st state of America
We know how to clean our teeth and how to strip down a gun
Our star-spangled Union Jack flutters so proud
Yeah this is the 51st state of America
We've got no reds under the bed with guns under our pillows
Yeah, we are the 51st state of America
Over the dancing heads of the merry patriotic crowd
Yeah, this is the 51st state of America
Yeah still we are the 51st state of America
Yeah tip your hat to the Yankee conquerors
We're W.A.S.P's, yeah proud American sons
Because the corridors of power are an ocean away
Here in the land of opportunity, watch us revel in our liberty
Yeah we are the 51st state of America
We're the 51st state of America
We're the 51st state of America
Yeah this is the 51st state of America