I've got sweaty palms
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I'm a pervert, a pervert
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
It just goes on and on
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
I'm a pervert, a pervert
A pervert, a pervert
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
It just goes on and on
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can't change the way I am
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggy style
Don't want to shake my hand
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
I'm a pervert, a pervert
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
When you catch me with my Polaroid outside the bathroom door
Can't change the way I am
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
I'm a pervert, a pervert
