He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end"
All the glamor can be yours with a loaded .44
So get in your car and drive real fast
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
Have you ever tried?
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
Take a bath with a clock radio
There must be 5000 ways to die
And if you're very lucky
And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why
Will stand up and give you a toast
Have you ever tried?
Vodka and Valium overdose
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
Vodka and Valium overdose
And the bastard you hated the most
Take a bath with a clock radio
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage
