So won't you please be nice?
If you would hug your arms right around me
So won't you please be nice?
Sugar and spice like it's supposed to be
Oh don't you love this romancing?
Isn't it nice together we'll always live
If you run I'll pull a gun
If you go I'll get your dough
Give me head or you'll be dead
If we part I'll eat your heart
Salute the flag or I'll call you a fag
So won't you please be nice?
If you don't I'll slit your throat
Know that it's your life you're chancing
No sacrifice we'll vote conservative
Isn't it nice now you've married me
I only listen to top forty, N'Sync rules
That would be snug like it's supposed to be
Stop with your jazz oratory
