Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied
But you've heard it all before
As you drift off in the tide
Does she miss me, does she care? Oh I miss her kitty stare
It said, "Hey you'd better stop, chop your head off
Get you into bed
God I loved her oh so much, miss her little kitty touch
Hello man in red
Do you have a little time, would you like to feel sublime?
He's gonna make you all well
As you take your fresh bromide
They'll never know how much I tried, did I tell you my cat died?
So ding dong, there's the doorbell
Maybe this man of letters lied
So ding dong, there's the doorbell
There's no goin' back
Do you have some time to spare, you were barking at a bear
Talk for hours and never stop, chop your head off
Do you have a little time, would you like to ease my mind?
But hey now you don't feel better
But you've heard it all before
Hello man in black
But you've heard it all before
Stick around one minute more, I'm smarter than you think
But hey now
But hey now
Hello man in white
Get you through the night
I didn't always hit the gin, there were times when I fit in
You don't feel better
Do I sound like an old bore, oh man it's just the drink
So ding dong, there's the doorbell
I was walking down the street, downtown by the D.M.V.
Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer"
Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer
You popped out behind a door, it was odd you were on all fours
Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer
Maybe this Jack the Ripper lied
As you wake and slowly rise
He's gonna make you all well
You don't feel better
Run away and never stop, chop your head off
He's gonna make you all well
You were in it boy, you sure gave me a super fright
Let me tell you 'bout a dream, I had the other night
