Pink elephants are running after me
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
Over the teeth, behind the gums
Slice of cheese and bite of pickle
From now on I'll stick to milk
Clang, clang, who cares a dang?
Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting
Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
What's the difference when you're on a spree?
Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle
Uh, brinking, uh, busting, oh brother
Drink, drink, the glasses clink
Hi, have another drink on me
Clink, clink, no more to drink
Oh, ow, what'll I do now
Now to wash it down
I had a cellar full but now its gone
Look out stomach here she comes
Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk
Drink, drink, the glasses clink
Doesn't even cost a nickel
