My lyrics be laced with 40 ounces of funk and stuff
They don't begin wit no lying professor
Seattle niggas are the craziest, Boston niggas are the craziest
Lookin' ta hump Ms. Junk in the trunk, pump pumpin' me up
Struckin' 'bout an obstruction or turnin' somethin' of nothin'
Cleveland niggas are the craziest, Carolina niggas are the craziest
Ill town niggas are the craziest, Zoo Crew niggas are the craziest
Blowing up brain cells boom like Beirut
You ain't a pal of me my family ties but not wit Mallory
And from now on if you bite my style when I see you, I'm in your pockets
I'm hittin' Jermaine in Atlanta 'cos he owe me loot for that jump shit
D.C. niggas are the craziest, Philly niggas are the craziest
Vinnie don't write and Vinnie can't rhyme shrinkin'
And we feel that we build careers of steel
Lesser, a man should never challenge a clan
And oh yes, I just appeal to the masses
But only stress is what you'll find thinkin'
You diss while your family say I'm the best shit since fuckin'
I got barbarians to board me in at a club that barred me when
Little Rock niggas are the craziest, Oak Town niggas are the craziest
Fuck astronauts I rock it
You call yourself callin' my bluff, enoughs enough
So all the rest come up and test
My analogy ain't for salary as I roll reality through galaxies
Wasn't drivin' to fast, I was flying to low
From Roman town to Boren town, from Newark to Ill town
Like the youngsters 'bout ta take you on some hip-hop ride shit
A brim is broke to the back I brawl and band from brains ta balls
You get rushed, you get bust
St. Louis niggas are the craziest, Atlanta niggas are the craziest
I'm puttin' it down on the real end
If you ain't jumpin' then don't pump it
Da boots word ta-burr-bam-boo break the loot
Detroit niggas are the craziest, Miami niggas are the craziest
They begin when Vin pick up the pen and pad up off the dresser
Young to old folks, the upper, lower, middle classes
Jersey City niggas are the craziest
Assume the same suit, fuck that fly shit wit the flavor ca shi
Maryland niggas are the craziest, San Diego niggas are the craziest
This one goes out to all the people who be questionin'
L.A. niggas are the craziest, Chi town niggas are the craziest
Texas niggas are the craziest, Utah niggas are the craziest
Jersey niggas are the craziest, New York niggas are the craziest
Funkin' it up, pumpin' it up, chumpin' the ducks
From more things to more things, it's the rip in every function
Lyrically spankin' ya that's why they call me Uncle Vinnie
Gives last name ain't Suzuki but still my sidekick
The sleepin' MC I eat like good 'n' plenty
Wit thirteen years experience of rippin' mic's put in our hands
Four centuries it's sent to me with the scent of oil
And all you know from lifers, Rikers ta foe some
I'm abruptin' construction, a pumping assumption
Niggas snipe shit so I'm on a knife tip
Whip that hide quick if ya slide quick, blood clot ya Blood clique
Witta chain representing penitentiaries
You think I'm rockin' too quick, I think you're listenin' to slow
My skills, niggas I been rockin' since lee twillz
A broad got thrown like barbarnigan born again, thrown aboard
You ain't rollin' if our tape ain't what ya ride wit
Virginia niggas are the craziest, Kentucky niggas are the craziest
