Ill town niggas are the craziest, Zoo Crew niggas are the craziest
You ain't rollin' if our tape ain't what ya ride wit
L.A. niggas are the craziest, Chi town niggas are the craziest
And all you know from lifers, Rikers ta foe some
You think I'm rockin' too quick, I think you're listenin' to slow
St. Louis niggas are the craziest, Atlanta niggas are the craziest
If you ain't jumpin' then don't pump it
You ain't a pal of me my family ties but not wit Mallory
Wit thirteen years experience of rippin' mic's put in our hands
They don't begin wit no lying professor
Blowing up brain cells boom like Beirut
I'm abruptin' construction, a pumping assumption
Funkin' it up, pumpin' it up, chumpin' the ducks
Jersey niggas are the craziest, New York niggas are the craziest
Da boots word ta-burr-bam-boo break the loot
Gives last name ain't Suzuki but still my sidekick
Struckin' 'bout an obstruction or turnin' somethin' of nothin'
Wasn't drivin' to fast, I was flying to low
Little Rock niggas are the craziest, Oak Town niggas are the craziest
This one goes out to all the people who be questionin'
My skills, niggas I been rockin' since lee twillz
You call yourself callin' my bluff, enoughs enough
Whip that hide quick if ya slide quick, blood clot ya Blood clique
And we feel that we build careers of steel
Lesser, a man should never challenge a clan
Four centuries it's sent to me with the scent of oil
I got barbarians to board me in at a club that barred me when
And from now on if you bite my style when I see you, I'm in your pockets
Assume the same suit, fuck that fly shit wit the flavor ca shi
They begin when Vin pick up the pen and pad up off the dresser
Cleveland niggas are the craziest, Carolina niggas are the craziest
Lookin' ta hump Ms. Junk in the trunk, pump pumpin' me up
Seattle niggas are the craziest, Boston niggas are the craziest
I'm hittin' Jermaine in Atlanta 'cos he owe me loot for that jump shit
Young to old folks, the upper, lower, middle classes
From more things to more things, it's the rip in every function
Virginia niggas are the craziest, Kentucky niggas are the craziest
Texas niggas are the craziest, Utah niggas are the craziest
My analogy ain't for salary as I roll reality through galaxies
A broad got thrown like barbarnigan born again, thrown aboard
Jersey City niggas are the craziest
Like the youngsters 'bout ta take you on some hip-hop ride shit
Detroit niggas are the craziest, Miami niggas are the craziest
Maryland niggas are the craziest, San Diego niggas are the craziest
My lyrics be laced with 40 ounces of funk and stuff
D.C. niggas are the craziest, Philly niggas are the craziest
But only stress is what you'll find thinkin'
Fuck astronauts I rock it
A brim is broke to the back I brawl and band from brains ta balls
Vinnie don't write and Vinnie can't rhyme shrinkin'
The sleepin' MC I eat like good 'n' plenty
Niggas snipe shit so I'm on a knife tip
You get rushed, you get bust
So all the rest come up and test
From Roman town to Boren town, from Newark to Ill town
Lyrically spankin' ya that's why they call me Uncle Vinnie
You diss while your family say I'm the best shit since fuckin'
And oh yes, I just appeal to the masses
I'm puttin' it down on the real end
Witta chain representing penitentiaries
