Ill town niggas are the craziest, Zoo Crew niggas are the craziest
Like the youngsters 'bout ta take you on some hip-hop ride shit
Da boots word ta-burr-bam-boo break the loot
Virginia niggas are the craziest, Kentucky niggas are the craziest
You think I'm rockin' too quick, I think you're listenin' to slow
Vinnie don't write and Vinnie can't rhyme shrinkin'
Four centuries it's sent to me with the scent of oil
Detroit niggas are the craziest, Miami niggas are the craziest
Lesser, a man should never challenge a clan
Funkin' it up, pumpin' it up, chumpin' the ducks
D.C. niggas are the craziest, Philly niggas are the craziest
L.A. niggas are the craziest, Chi town niggas are the craziest
You call yourself callin' my bluff, enoughs enough
Lyrically spankin' ya that's why they call me Uncle Vinnie
Cleveland niggas are the craziest, Carolina niggas are the craziest
Seattle niggas are the craziest, Boston niggas are the craziest
Niggas snipe shit so I'm on a knife tip
They don't begin wit no lying professor
I'm puttin' it down on the real end
You ain't rollin' if our tape ain't what ya ride wit
Assume the same suit, fuck that fly shit wit the flavor ca shi
This one goes out to all the people who be questionin'
From Roman town to Boren town, from Newark to Ill town
You get rushed, you get bust
A broad got thrown like barbarnigan born again, thrown aboard
If you ain't jumpin' then don't pump it
You ain't a pal of me my family ties but not wit Mallory
From more things to more things, it's the rip in every function
Gives last name ain't Suzuki but still my sidekick
My skills, niggas I been rockin' since lee twillz
My lyrics be laced with 40 ounces of funk and stuff
Witta chain representing penitentiaries
I got barbarians to board me in at a club that barred me when
Little Rock niggas are the craziest, Oak Town niggas are the craziest
Texas niggas are the craziest, Utah niggas are the craziest
Fuck astronauts I rock it
The sleepin' MC I eat like good 'n' plenty
Wit thirteen years experience of rippin' mic's put in our hands
Maryland niggas are the craziest, San Diego niggas are the craziest
Young to old folks, the upper, lower, middle classes
They begin when Vin pick up the pen and pad up off the dresser
And from now on if you bite my style when I see you, I'm in your pockets
You diss while your family say I'm the best shit since fuckin'
Wasn't drivin' to fast, I was flying to low
And oh yes, I just appeal to the masses
Lookin' ta hump Ms. Junk in the trunk, pump pumpin' me up
Jersey niggas are the craziest, New York niggas are the craziest
I'm abruptin' construction, a pumping assumption
Whip that hide quick if ya slide quick, blood clot ya Blood clique
I'm hittin' Jermaine in Atlanta 'cos he owe me loot for that jump shit
A brim is broke to the back I brawl and band from brains ta balls
Jersey City niggas are the craziest
Struckin' 'bout an obstruction or turnin' somethin' of nothin'
St. Louis niggas are the craziest, Atlanta niggas are the craziest
And all you know from lifers, Rikers ta foe some
But only stress is what you'll find thinkin'
So all the rest come up and test
Blowing up brain cells boom like Beirut
And we feel that we build careers of steel
My analogy ain't for salary as I roll reality through galaxies
