I will be there when you die
As long as you keep a straight face
You'll never have the time
Always down and always out
I will be there when you die
But his morals always seemed just fine
I will be there when you die
There will be days of peace
There will be bigotry
There will be bigotry
As long as you keep a straight face
And there will be open minds
As long as you keep a straight face
I will be there when you die
Your lovely soul, but only God knows it's so
I was born in East Kentucky
There will be days of peace
Joe was born in New York city
As long as you keep a straight face
But my morals always seemed just fine
You'll never have the time
Don't forget to hold your head, when you let go
And there will be open minds
Always down and always out
Son of Paul and Catherine
Home of where the grass is dyed