Then why am I dead?
The ending of your life
Well come on
During this operation
(La la la, la la)
I think they never liked you anyway
(La la la, la la)
La la la la, la la la
You never fell in love
The ending of your life
Oh ************
I'll be here wondering
'Cause now you've got
Then your heart can't take this
Oh take me from the hospital bed
(La la la la, la la)
If like ain't just a joke
And if you get to heaven
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Maybe just two weeks to live
(Now you've got)
One, two, one two three four!
The end, and if your life won't wait
(Is that the most that you can give?)
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Did you get what you deserve?
I think they never liked you anyway
Did you get what you deserve?
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
La la la, la la
I'll be here waiting, babe
And if you get to heaven
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
If life ain't just a joke
(La la la la, la la la)
Then your heart can't take this
Did you get what you deserve?
No one ever had much nice to say
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Oh, dead
Then why are we laughing?
And if your heart stops beating
And in my honest observation
So long
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Did you get what you deserve?
(La la la la, la la la)
I'll be here waiting, babe
If life ain't just a joke
Oh take me from the hospital bed
La la la la, la la la
(La la la la, la la)
Found a complication in your heart
Then why are we laughing?
La la la la, la la
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then why are we laughing?
La la la la, la la
No one ever had much nice to say
La la la, la la
If life ain't just a joke