(La la la la, la la la)
I think they never liked you anyway
No one ever had much nice to say
The ending of your life
And in my honest observation
If life ain't just a joke
La la la la, la la la
Found a complication in your heart
(La la la la, la la)
No one ever had much nice to say
The end, and if your life won't wait
One, two, one two three four!
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
Then why are we laughing?
(Now you've got)
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
La la la la, la la
Did you get what you deserve?
Did you get what you deserve?
So long
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
(La la la, la la)
I'll be here wondering
(La la la la, la la la)
La la la la, la la
La la la, la la
Did you get what you deserve?
'Cause now you've got
(La la la, la la)
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
La la la la, la la la
La la la, la la
Oh take me from the hospital bed
I'll be here waiting, babe
Then why are we laughing?
(Is that the most that you can give?)
During this operation
Oh, dead
And if you get to heaven
Oh take me from the hospital bed
The end, and if your life won't wait
I'll be here waiting, babe
And if you get to heaven
If life ain't just a joke
And if your heart stops beating
Then your heart can't take this
Then your heart can't take this
(La la la la, la la)
I think they never liked you anyway
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
If life ain't just a joke
Well come on
Maybe just two weeks to live
Did you get what you deserve?
If like ain't just a joke
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
You never fell in love
Then why am I dead?
Oh ************
The ending of your life
Then why are we laughing?
