Then your heart can't take this
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Then your heart can't take this
You never fell in love
If like ain't just a joke
If life ain't just a joke
(La la la la, la la la)
Then why are we laughing?
I'll be here waiting, babe
I'll be here waiting, babe
The ending of your life
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
No one ever had much nice to say
La la la la, la la la
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
(Is that the most that you can give?)
(Now you've got)
'Cause now you've got
If life ain't just a joke
During this operation
Then why are we laughing?
Maybe just two weeks to live
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
And if you get to heaven
No one ever had much nice to say
(La la la la, la la)
Oh, dead
Did you get what you deserve?
One, two, one two three four!
So long
La la la la, la la
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
If life ain't just a joke
La la la, la la
Oh ************
La la la la, la la
Did you get what you deserve?
(La la la la, la la la)
Found a complication in your heart
La la la la, la la la
Then why are we laughing?
Did you get what you deserve?
(La la la la, la la)
La la la, la la
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
I'll be here wondering
The ending of your life
Well come on
I think they never liked you anyway
And in my honest observation
The end, and if your life won't wait
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then why am I dead?
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
(La la la, la la)
And if you get to heaven
Oh take me from the hospital bed
(La la la, la la)
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Did you get what you deserve?
And if your heart stops beating
