Ain't got no woman next to me
So, I flip through the pages one more time
Nobody's home, I'm alone
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
The urge is too much to take
To caller number 666
I was trained to fuck you, baby
We got rape, necro and both ways
Asia and John Holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
All I can think about is playin’ with myself
Yeah, yeah, yeah
‘The Devil in Miss Jones’
And I just let the jism fly
But that's okay with me
S&M, whips and chains
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
A private booth or talkin’ to a naked whore
A quarter for a peep show
And D cup mamas with so much cleave
We got incest and bestiality too
Ginger, Ginger
But the girls of porn want more
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
But the girls of porn want more
We got Sade and ‘The Sweetest Taboo’
There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
And I just let the jism fly
It's time to masturbate
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
Well I've got my ‘Hustler’ and I don't need nothin' else
976 and I can whack it on the phone
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And what's on the TV screen
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
I just got this magazine
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got gushin' gonads, tinglin’ tushes
Triple X video
Senior citizens who love to watch
So I flip through the pages one more time
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
