Antonia

I would not survive
It's so cold when she's not around
Before ten o'clock at night
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
When her father passed away

She owns a lot of nice flashlights

Tell me I'll be fine
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
Our baby girl is due this May
She cares for all the stupid cats
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
She hates the way I comb my hair
She loves the smell of Christmas trees
Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes

She drinks a lot of Chardonnay

Back in 1995
She's what's keeping me alive
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
I hope that she will be
I cried a lot and then we spooned
It gets cold when she's not around
She sneezes when she sees bright lights

It's so cold when she's not around
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She misplaced her virginity
That never found their way home
She never orders take out food

She's really into snowmobiles
It gets cold when she's not around

She's the pizza of my eyes
She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
Without her in my life
She was the bride, I was the groom

She's scared to death of cobra snakes
She's always eating Captain Crunch
She fainted on the kitchen floor
But she married me last June

I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
I would be doomed
And when the little lady grows up

Without her near me