Why do you telephone?
It was a good lay, good lay, good lay
Why do you come here
When you know, oh, why do you come?
When you know it makes things hard for me?
I'm so sorry, oh, I'm so sorry
When you know, oh, why do you come?
Oh, it was a good lay
Oh, it was a good lay, good lay
All the things you knew I'd written about you
It was a good lay, good lay
Oh, but I'm so very sickened
And why send me silly notes?
Oh, I am so sickened and now
I'm so sorry, oh, I'm so sorry
It was just to see, just to see
Oh, it was a good lay, good lay
Ah ah ha ah ha
Why do you come here
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay, aha
Ah ha ah ha
Oh, it was a good lay, good lay
Oh so many illustrations
When you know it makes things hard for me?
You had to sneak into my room just to read my diary
It was a good lay, ah
