Alsatian Cousin

Were you and he lovers ?

Oh oh ahh ah ah ah ah ah
On a forecourt, on a Friday
Open wide
'P.S. bring me home and have me'
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh
"But on the desk is where I want you"

Passing my way
Under canvas with your tent flap
So came his reply
Is that the best you can do?
A note upon his desk
And if you were, then say that you were
So I ask even though I know
Oh, were you and he lovers ?
Ohh ohh ohh
On a groundsheet