They counted the low numbers
The number four means nothin' to me
Specially the numbers one through nine
I count a high number, a low number
Thirteenth goin' up, goin' up, goin' up
Among the slow numbers
For the dancin' the question mark sticker
Some of the numbers
The number four means nothin' to me
Here we don't give a damn
But the number four means death to Chinese
As they walked by
Of ten or higher
Number seven is lucky in Japan
Because they're only seatin' parties
On the elevator, no thirteenth floor
But on the elevator, no thirteenth floor
Lose their smiles
And the mermaid kickers
But on the elevator, no thirteenth floor
On the elevator, no thirteenth floor
Relaxin' as I wait in line
Here we don't give a damn
Number seven is lucky in Japan
But the number four means death to Chinese
