MOG

No one has any ideas, damn
A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball
Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table
He said, he said, he said
With the parties, unfortunately
I was at an all night diner

He said, he said, he said
I'm just sitting down, thinking about nothing

Better things to do so I'll start drinking

Have I told ya
The sign said, triple X
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
You could really get it on?

He said, he said, he said
I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement

Have I told ya
So I can avoid premature ejaculation
I got up, remembering to thank him
He said, he said, he said
But they were talking about root beer
Breathing up the oxygen

Looking at the thin air
This is what he said

I'm in Tahoka, now I'm gonna hook up