He said, he said, he said
I was at an all night diner
With the parties, unfortunately
Have I told ya
I got up, remembering to thank him
A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball
You could really get it on?
Breathing up the oxygen
I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
I'm in Tahoka, now I'm gonna hook up
He said, he said, he said
Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table
He said, he said, he said
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
Have I told ya
Better things to do so I'll start drinking
The sign said, triple X
But they were talking about root beer
I'm just sitting down, thinking about nothing
No one has any ideas, damn
So I can avoid premature ejaculation
Looking at the thin air
He said, he said, he said
This is what he said
