Have I told ya
No one has any ideas, damn
I got up, remembering to thank him
A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball
But they were talking about root beer
Better things to do so I'll start drinking
So I can avoid premature ejaculation
He said, he said, he said
I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
Breathing up the oxygen
Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table
I was at an all night diner
Looking at the thin air
He said, he said, he said
I'm just sitting down, thinking about nothing
I'm in Tahoka, now I'm gonna hook up
This is what he said
He said, he said, he said
You could really get it on?
The sign said, triple X
With the parties, unfortunately
He said, he said, he said
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
Have I told ya
