Said, the scardest I ever was in my life
Hey, hey, you salty dog
Says, God made a woman, he made 'em mighty funny
[Incomprehensible]
You salty dog
Uncle Bud like to caught me kissin' his wife
The lips 'round her mouth, just as sweet as any honey
Hey, hey, hey, you salty dog
Come back here, man, gimme my quarter
Said, the big fish, little fish swimmin' in the water