Says, God made a woman, he made 'em mighty funny
You salty dog
The lips 'round her mouth, just as sweet as any honey
Hey, hey, hey, you salty dog
Uncle Bud like to caught me kissin' his wife
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Said, the scardest I ever was in my life
Hey, hey, you salty dog
Said, the big fish, little fish swimmin' in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my quarter