Mr. Right

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend?
Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light
Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light
But it's fake like your tits
Strip clubs [Incomprehensible] Bumante
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day
Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light
From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti

Now please take a moment to admire my attire
I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed
Like AC/DC, please turn sheet
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Illiterate, I seen a better day
Same dude that your sister like

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Rolex watch but it's fake

But I got a hunch it's your lady
And I never even learned to say my ABC's

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Wine and cheese, fine ladies and lemonade

Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right
Every night on the strip I slip and slide
With ADD I rock the beat
Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong
Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass
Same dude that your sister like
And maybe you should listen to the words in this song
I'm little bit country and a little bit punk
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what
Who that man in a black Sedan?

Who that man in a black Sedan?
Radio can't wait to play me

'Cause I only be talkin' out my ass
Gettin' paid for rhymes like these
Young teen on the scene, no future, no past
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
The glitz in L.A. got me ready to play
And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids
I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin'
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Same dude that your sister like
Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend?

The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain
Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots

Who that man in a black Sedan?