Dipped in Vaseline

Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford

I toast my mostas from coast to coast
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline

I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
Here's an autographed picture for yo lil' sis
Smoother than the velvet that was hanging from my mantle
Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
I was payin' dues while you was playin' in school
A Quarantine in this California dream

I'm cumin' with styles you can't handle

I got flows for hoes with low self esteem
My foster parents told me that I could be

I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets
But now I get fly with lyrics
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
If you want to party get my number and call me
In a mask and jeans, girl
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to be

The kid from the 60's stars in skin flicks
In a mask and jeans, girl
From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
And even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly
All that he's got and a whole lot more
When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies
Hustling gay dude for Quaalude's, out by the pool
In penthouse suits with out any clothes
Out the orphanage run and shit
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
Tipsy off scotch whiskey, sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills
And more for those swallow protein
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
Check out the way I take a mark for
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
So light a candle and praise yo' Lord
I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet

Unless you got the time to wine and dine me
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
Anything I wanted to so I became me
Serving sucka MC's and getting paid for my delivery

'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles

But now I fly first class and bask in sun tanning booths
And pays the rent inch after inch

I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll

While you guys be on some queer shit

Oh shit, you just got lit by an illegitimate kid
Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free
In a mask and jeans, girl
In a baby blue bathing suit
They had booster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee
My days of turning tricks are behind me