I ain't no college professor
You thought your little romance
So you can call your secret love
And by and by
With a big old I.O.U.
Was on the strict Q.T.
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.
I won't be around
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.
There's gonna come a day, girl
To hear you cry
Down on your knees
And break the news to him
Divorce me C.O.D.
A general delivery
May be T.N.T.
I ain't got no P.H.D.
Divorce me C.O.D.
You can reach me down in Dallas
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.
I'm Texas bound
No need to fall
This dynamite you're playin' with
Are my ABC
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q
Divorce me C.O.D.
You'll can't pay your little old bill
'Cause I all I know
When you'll be feelin' blue
