That is what I tell myself as I stumble home
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Sit and stare for hours and cheer Dennis Lillee
Hear the cricket calling, switch on the TV
Percolate the coffee, opens up my eyes
Looks like he's found something neat judging by his grin
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Through the de-restriction zone, we pass a long wide load
Leave me to my selfish ways, I'm well enough alone
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Wish I could jump a great height and land in my front room
Wake up in the morning, make sure I'm still alive
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Such a long long way to go, I hope I get there soon
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Hope we make it home tonight, be that as it may
Freeways hypnotize me, up, up and away
...
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Laugh at the reflections of cat's eyes on the road
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Derelict across the street in the garbage bin
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
Whoa ohh ohh, whoa ohh ohh
