Spread 'em so I saw 'em all
I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe
Then he took a deck from his pocket
That was the last time I saw him
Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do?
I'll say something nice to you all
Then he took a deck from his pocket
He spun till a ton was glistening
Then he turned his back to me, shuffled 'em and drew me
Turned to me and gave me a smile
The man laid his hat on the table
The card that said I never would fall
If I don't get an answer, gonna split myself in two
Sat down to dinner, said as soon as I am able
Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do?
Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do?
Then he turned his back to me, shuffled 'em and drew me
I'll say something nice to you all
Hung his coat up on the wall
The card that said I never would fall
I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe
He said I'm leaving now but I want what you owe me
I'll be back in a little while
If I don't get an answer, gonna split myself in two
I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe
And I know it sounds funny but I owe him some money
Really don't want him for a friend
Spread 'em so I saw 'em all
Hope I never see him again
Sat down to dinner, said as soon as I am able
