That Alan is a cowboy killer
We had crazy fucking times
Alan is a cowboy killer
When you were such a stupid child
Now your favorite pet has died
Take up tai chi
How you're paying for your peace
You were such an awkward child
But you were such an ugly child
We should've cottoned on
How you're paying for your peace
That Alan is a cowboy killer
Wipe up his mess
When you were such a stupid child
In your statement to the police
You were such an awkward child
We should've cottoned on
Pay your fluffers by the yard
Alan is a cowboy killer
But you were such an ugly child
When you were such a stupid child
That Alan is a cowboy killer
We should've cottoned on
Tell them how you turned me on
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
Till her visa card expired
