And no one's lonely and no one's scared
I can do most anything
In my heaven
But if He left it up to me
I know that it's God's decision
In my heaven
A good firm handshake works just fine
In my heaven, we hurt no one
We feed lawyers to the lions
In my heaven, we hurt no one
We still teach that golden rule
And in my heaven, there ain't no children
In my heaven
There ain't no such thing as peer pressure
And everyone is welcome there
And I ain't tellin' Him, His business
And everyone is welcome there
'Cause being who you are is cool
Hey now batter, batter swing
What my heaven's gonna be
Then in my heaven, there's football with no referees
[Incomprehensible], in my heaven
In my heaven
In my heaven, I can sing like Elvis
In my heaven
Folks do business like they oughta
No lyin', cryin' or dyin' young
And in my heaven, the fish will bite most anything
Totin' loaded guns to school
In my heaven
And play guitar like B.B. King
No lyin' or cryin' or dyin' young
Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron
And no one's lonely and no one's scared
In my heaven, angels yodel when they sing
And in my heaven, never been an injury
