Think Like a Woman

But I don’t guess a woman thinks like that

If I was sweet though, she’d cut me some slack

And I see her peakin’ out
I tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
It would cool her off but it appears

Where she wanted me was, right where I was at
I wrote her on my way back into town
In the door jam, left me and the stems outside
When she pulls the curtains
Oh but I don’t think a woman thinks like that
I tried to think like a woman

It worked the other way around
Well, I lay here lookin’ sad a while
I tried to think like a woman

But I don’t guess a woman thinks like that
I tried to think like a woman
I’m just gettin’ comfortable in the dog house
She’d smile when I told her
She poured what I’m afraid
I tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I thought if I brought a dozen roses home

There was one for each day that I’d been gone
And I thought when she heard this song
Might've been toilet water on my head
It’s all slowly dawnin’ on me now
Suffer some and then she smiles
She slammed the pretty part
I tried to think like a woman

With my guitar in the back yard, soakin’ wet
I’m underneath the window
On my way back from fishin’