I’m just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days
My pretty little black-eyed Susie’s now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie
All my old flames have new names
My sexy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport
There’s a lot of girls in town
They don’t want to recognize this old familiar face
Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine
I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames
Grown up sexy Texas babies, I got back in town tonight
I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames
Anticipating much delight
The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife
But they’ve all got new names
Who tied the knot and settled down
I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers
Who tied the knot and settled down
All my old flames have new names
There’s a lot of girls in town
I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers
