You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd ya do what you did
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you let that trash
Oh, big gray mother, I love you forever
Why d'ya do it?, she said, when you know it makes me sore
Her lips were still curling
Why'd you do what you did?
The whole room was swirling
Why d'ya do it?, she said, they're mine all your jewels
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
Why d'ya do it?, she said, ain't nothing to laugh
Why d'ya do it? she said, why'd you do what you did?
Why d'ya do it?, she screamed, after all we've said
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch?
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash?
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch
You just tore all our kisses right in half
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did
And twisted around for a whole fucking week
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Every time I see your dick, I see her cunt in my bed
Why d'ya do it? she said, why'd you let her suck your cock?
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd ya do it, she said
Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did
'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor
Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did