Your idols speak so much of the abyss
Morning fine, serve your first coffee of the day
Fuck the Brady Bill
Democrat say, there ain't enough white in the Stars and Stripes
I am here to serve the moral majority
And we say, there's not enough black in the Union Jack
I'm thinking right now of Hollywood tragedy
The world's first taste of crucified grace
I love our free country
Fuck the Brady Bill
Big Mac, smack, Phoenix R, please smile y'all
Tipper Gore was a friend of mine
I love our free country
Yet your morals only run as deep as the surface
Compton, Harlem, a pimp fucked a priest
Unimportant, just another inner city drive-by thing
Number one, the best, no excuse from me
The white man has just found a new moral savior
The stars and stripes and an apple for Mommy
Vital stats, how white was their skin?
If God made man they say
Zapruder, the first to masturbate
Cool, groovy, morning fine
Who shall we choose for our morality?
And we say, there's too much white in the Stars and Stripes
Real privilege, it will take your problems all away
Conservative say, there ain't no black in the Union Jack
Cuba, Mexico can't cauterize our discipline
Tipper Gore was a friend of mine
The stars and stripes and an apple for Mommy
Cool, groovy, morning fine
