So I say, "Hello" and I try to be nice
When he's nice to me he's just nice to himself
Thinking that you're in there
I wanna tell him
But I see he's feeling itchy
This guy says, "Come and meet my girlfriend"
Save your breath for someone else and credit me with something more
You'll think you're such a ladykiller, I just bet you're still there
When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before
So he talks for hours about his sensitive soul
Call it what you will, oh
Most guys just don't appreciate this
Here comes the next one
Oh boy, you're such a ladykiller, super sexy mister
Your school of charm mentality so
When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before
Save your breath for someone else and credit me with something more
And his favorite subject is sex
He liked to talk about himself all day and all night
I'm a five foot mirror for adoring himself
But I don't need your practiced lines, your school of charm mentality so
Here's seven years bad luck
And he's watching his reflection
Telling me that women are superior to men
He flirted like a maniac but I wouldn't bite
Ooh, you're such a ladykiller, always on a winner
She's sitting in the corner looking rather uptight
I'm weak and he was so persistent
But you were nothing special 'til you turned out the light
You get the picture
I don't even think he even wanted it
Oh God, the boy had such an ego
You think you're such a ladykiller
Blondie was with me for a summer
Trying to play us off each other
He only had to have me 'cause I put up a fight
You just try convincing me you're better than them
Hey you, the muscles and the long hair
But, Christ this guy's too much
Hey girls, he's such a lady killer, but we know where he's coming from
"Girls, girls, please don't fight"
I'm as human as the next girl, I like a bit of flattery
I wanna tell him
Posing in the mirror
When you say you love me you're just flattering your vanity
But I don't need your practiced lines your