I never thought that I could feel as great as I do today
'Cause you were nothing but a waste of space
Since you've been gone the offers have been everywhere
Well, I've been in heaven since I walked away
Bet you wish that you still had me
Oh I must've been crazy to have stayed with you
When I was always having to put up with you
She's really beautiful, fantastic company
I've got no regrets at all
And is it any wonder that I felt so blue
Because she's fifty times the person you will ever be
And life is wonderful, now that I'm rid of you
Oh, here we go again, just lay the blame on me
You'll never find someone like me but
Well, I've felt better since I slammed that door
I can't believe I fell for such a loser like you
It's been a non-stop party since I flew the coop
I've got a million guys just lining up for me
Don't say another word, 'cause sweetheart, you're history
Oh, when I'm with her I realize what love can be
I know that you miss me really
You always cramped my style, I never noticed before
Good luck, mister, do you think I care?
I can't believe I thought I was in love with you
'Cause I've met this girl and she's so good to me
And I say go to hell, 'cause thats where you took me
I've turned a corner, boy, my life is ecstasy
But now the scales have fallen I can really see
'Cause you were nothing but a big mistake