I've got a million guys just lining up for me
She's really beautiful, fantastic company
Oh, here we go again, just lay the blame on me
Oh I must've been crazy to have stayed with you
And I say go to hell, 'cause thats where you took me
'Cause I've met this girl and she's so good to me
Well, I've felt better since I slammed that door
Since you've been gone the offers have been everywhere
I never thought that I could feel as great as I do today
'Cause you were nothing but a waste of space
And life is wonderful, now that I'm rid of you
'Cause you were nothing but a big mistake
I've got no regrets at all
But now the scales have fallen I can really see
It's been a non-stop party since I flew the coop
I know that you miss me really
Bet you wish that you still had me
I've turned a corner, boy, my life is ecstasy
And is it any wonder that I felt so blue
Because she's fifty times the person you will ever be
When I was always having to put up with you
I can't believe I thought I was in love with you
Don't say another word, 'cause sweetheart, you're history
Good luck, mister, do you think I care?
You always cramped my style, I never noticed before
Well, I've been in heaven since I walked away
Oh, when I'm with her I realize what love can be
You'll never find someone like me but
I can't believe I fell for such a loser like you
