All Your Kayfabe Friends

I pick the [Incomprehensible] my ingrown toenail

I died on the cross trainer getting in shape for you
'Cause I've gone 3 days now without eating
I choose to keep your birthday present for myself
The time spent expressing my distaste

You're just a repetition
As a specialist foot fetish model
From the plastic the morning after
I said I'll be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995
With my eyes on the light bulb
I'm being paid 35 pence an hour
Knowing where our allegiances lie
That drains the blood donation
As the bus pulls away I stare at the last film

Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left you and I
I love the look of empty in your eyes
Flatten my arches, I pirouette for them
Knowing where our allegiances lie

Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left you and I

I seduced your ex-boyfriend to help you get over him

Before we hit the city, that emotional minefield
I say my stomach is chewing its way out from the inside

I failed at the first hurdle, you told me I always do

Knowing where our allegiances lie

Fact or fiction, dead or alive
He found you more attractive, it helped you get over me
In the shower, I chew the soap bar
The candles, your ill health
We're feeling so much more content
On an old worn out pincushion
We're feeling so much more content
You think you're the needle
You asked if I'd be anyone from history
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left you and I
We're feeling so much more content
The time we spent around each other's waist