I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
I'm gonna grab 'er by her phony ponytail
Yeah, and I'm tired of it
I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine
I'm gonna grab 'er by her phony ponytail
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen
Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
I'm gonna sling her around and around
Just drawed all your money out of the bank today
Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star
Honey, you don't have no mo'
While I sit at home alone and I've been bouncin' three
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen
Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo?
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
With the mad Mrs. Leroy Brown
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
Well, you told me you'd be happy bouncin' babies on your knee
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
Well, the smoke's so doggone thick you could cut it with a knife
Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star
I'm gonna sling her 'round and round
And the music's so loud you can hear the same line twice
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
