This old maternity dress I've got
Oh, but daddy don't you worry none
The feelin' good comes easy now
Won't take up so much yardage
All these years I've stayed at home
And you can't afford to turn it down
Is a bed and a doctor bill
Another baby's come
The clothes I'm wearin' from now on
But all I've seen of this old world
'Cause mama's got the pill
This incubator is overused
While you had all your fun
Yeah, I'm makin' up for all those years
How you and your hens play
Oh, daddy don't you worry none
'Cause you know I've got the pill
There's a gonna be some changes made
You'd show me the world
Tonight's too good to be real
And every year thats gone by
Is goin' in the garbage
'Cause now I've got the pill
Another's on the way
It's gettin' dark, it's roostin' time
Promised if I'd be your wife
And I'm ready to make a deal
While holdin' a couple in my arms
Since I've got the pill
I'm tired of all your crowin'
Right here on nursery hill
Because you've kept it filled
You've set this chicken your last time
I'm tearin' down your brooder house
And a few little fancy frills
'Cause now I've got the pill
Mini skirts, hot pants
Since I've got the pill
This chicken's done tore up her nest
