Check out the thinning hair
He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Check out the aftershave
They say he's famous but no one can prove it
Looking for action at a price he can pay
Looking for some lonely billboard to grace
Check out America
And he won't leave town 'til you remember his name
Make him an offer just to see what he'll say
Looking for something attractive to save
They say he rode in on the back of a pickup
He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Glowing all green and white
They say, he sprung from the skull of Athena
They say he rode in on the back of a pickup
He wears his bluejeans tight
He feels safe in the dark
And he won't leave town 'til you remember his name
He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Check out the dashboard lights
Think about your own head and the headache he gave
