You can rent me by the hour
Toss you up and pump you full of lead
He can probably skip the until death part
You can rent me by the hour
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring
Entertainers bring May flowers
I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing
And I am gonna get your heavy head
So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness
Johnny, my love, get out of the business
The odds are getting fatter by the minute
That I have got a bright and shiny platter
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher
Makes me wanna roll you up in plastic
Entertainers bring May flowers
I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing
