Tell anybody sleepin', say get out on that floor
Brother, you'd better come on right now
Sister, you'd better come on right now
We got chicken dumplings and kidney stew
Because everybody's gonna be there
Brother, you'd better come on right now
Brother, you'd better come on right now
Pretty girls with pretty smiles, all decked out in the latest styles
Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction
Long Tall Sally from Carolina
We got soul brothers, Jitterbugs, hip cats with crazy hats
Mohair Sam from Alabama, Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats
Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction
Brother, you'd better come on right now
Sister, you'd better come on right now
We gonna make big fun till the break of the dawn
We gonna have a ball
Talkin' 'bout that function at the junction
I'm getting' ready for the function at the junction
Tell one, tell all
Gravitatin' hip-shakin' cuties now
For the function at the junction
And he's bringin' all the guys from 'I Spy'
We got 007, the private eye
We gonna have a ball
Talkin' 'bout some fascinatin', devastatin' beauties now
Tell one, tell all
Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction
We got Ling Ting Tong from China
We serving egg foo yung and barbecue
Sister, you'd better come on right now
Sister, you'd better come on right now
Tell 'em bout the function at the junction
Got people comin' from everywhere
Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction
Memphis Slim and Guitar Jim, Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop
Hold a shotgun on the rooster, dare him to crow
I'ma shake your tailfeather, shoot it [Incomprehensible] run
They all be gathering here from far and near
