Not Big

You’re not big, you’re not clever
You've only got yourself to blame
Well you really must think you're great
Not big whatsoever, no you ain't ya big brother
You’re not big, you’re not clever
That's when I shoulda shown you the door
You've only got yourself to blame
If I said you never made me come?
I'm gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
And that you’re small in the game
And that you’re small in the game
Yeah, let’s rewind, let's turn back time
I'm gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
Not big whatsoever, no you ain't ya big brother
In the year and a half that we spent together
Alright how would it make you feel
You’re not big, you’re not clever
But you left me in such a state

No, you ain’t ya big brother, not big whatsoever
As if that weren't enough to deal with

You’re not big, you’re not clever
All the while I was high as a kite
To when you couldn't get it up

Well I'm afraid I lied
I could see it in your face as you break it to me gently
Gonna reciprocate
Well okay, that's fine

You’re not big, you’re not clever
Yeah, I never really had much fun
You became premature
You know what? I shoulda ended it there
When I work my way through your mates
No, you ain’t ya big brother, not big whatsoever
What d’ya want, some kind of reaction?

No, you're not ya big brother, not big whatsoever
Now I'm gonna do what you did to me
I saw you thought this was gonna be easy
But you left me in such a state
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me
I never wanted it to end up this way
I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental
You’re not big, you’re not clever
I'd be lying next to you and you next to me
Gonna reciprocate

Well you’re out of luck
And that you’re small in the game

Well let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks
All those times that I said I was sober

You've only got yourself to blame
I never wanted it to end up this way
I'm gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
I never wanted it to end up this way