Not Big

You’re not big, you’re not clever
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me
In the year and a half that we spent together
Alright how would it make you feel

You know what? I shoulda ended it there
But you left me in such a state
You've only got yourself to blame
You’re not big, you’re not clever

All those times that I said I was sober
I saw you thought this was gonna be easy
I'm gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
No, you ain’t ya big brother, not big whatsoever
And that you’re small in the game

Not big whatsoever, no you ain't ya big brother
To when you couldn't get it up
That's when I shoulda shown you the door

As if that weren't enough to deal with

Well you’re out of luck
I could see it in your face as you break it to me gently
If I said you never made me come?
You've only got yourself to blame
All the while I was high as a kite
Yeah, let’s rewind, let's turn back time

Well let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks
When I work my way through your mates
I never wanted it to end up this way

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental
And that you’re small in the game
I never wanted it to end up this way
But you left me in such a state
Gonna reciprocate
Yeah, I never really had much fun
What d’ya want, some kind of reaction?
You’re not big, you’re not clever
And that you’re small in the game

You've only got yourself to blame
I never wanted it to end up this way
Well I'm afraid I lied
I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental

I'd be lying next to you and you next to me

Not big whatsoever, no you ain't ya big brother
You’re not big, you’re not clever

Now I'm gonna do what you did to me
I'm gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
No, you ain’t ya big brother, not big whatsoever
You’re not big, you’re not clever
No, you're not ya big brother, not big whatsoever

You became premature
Gonna reciprocate
I'm gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
You’re not big, you’re not clever
Well okay, that's fine
Well you really must think you're great