Knock 'Em Out

Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
She's thinking, they're all the same
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
Tries to pull away but her lips on his face

And no you can't have my number
Man at the bar cos it was his shout

Tries to get away from the guy on a blag
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say

"Alright darlin', you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture"
And you're like, "No, not in a million years, you're nasty
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
"See the thing is I really don't have the time"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag
Not in a a million years
"I recognise this guy"
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
She's like, "Oh here we go"

Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Oh yeah, actually umm, I'm pregnant, umm yeah

Go away now, let me go
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"

Nah, it's not gonna happen
Uhh nah I, I've gotta go, cos my house is on fire
Because I've lost my phone
"Why?" Because I've lost my phone
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
Cut to the pub on a lads' night out
"Here, use mine"
Can't find a light
And no you can't have my number
"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright, still, yeah what's your name?"
She's got no taste, hand on his waste
Can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Because I've lost my phone
Go away now, I've made myself clear
It's a routine check, that she already knows
That's what you're thinking

Please leave me alone"
They're like, "Alright, what you saying? Yeah can I take your digits?"
You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend"
She caught him looking and walks his way
And no you can't have my number

And someone comes out the blue
Because I've lost my phone
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say

I'm having a baby in like 6 months and uhh, yeah, yeah
Can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away

As he walks over her face starts sinking
Clocks this bird and she looks ok