MOG

Please don't despair

Get off your lazy arse Alfie please use your brain
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see

I'm feeling guilty here for leading you astray
So please can you stop pullin’ my hair?
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Please don't despair my dear mon frère

Please don't despair
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Ooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that
I can't even see him ‘cause his room is so smoky

I only say it ‘cause I care
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

I only say it ‘cause I care

Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
I only say it ‘cause I care
He can't be bothered ‘cause he's high on THC
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a tw**?
Please don't despair my dear mon frère
When all you do is stay in playin’ your computer games?
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
I just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
Now now there's no need to swear
I tell him he should get up ‘cause it's nearly half past three
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat
Now now there's no need to swear
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
Now now there's no need to swear
So please can you stop pulling my hair?