I only say it ‘cause I care
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see
I tell him he should get up ‘cause it's nearly half past three
Ooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
I'm feeling guilty here for leading you astray
Please don't despair
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
I can't even see him ‘cause his room is so smoky
Please don't despair my dear mon frère
When all you do is stay in playin’ your computer games?
Now now there's no need to swear
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a tw**?
I only say it ‘cause I care
Now now there's no need to swear
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
I just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
Please don't despair
Now now there's no need to swear
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
So please can you stop pullin’ my hair?
Get off your lazy arse Alfie please use your brain
He can't be bothered ‘cause he's high on THC
Please don't despair my dear mon frère
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that
I only say it ‘cause I care