So please can you stop pullin’ my hair?
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Please don't despair
I only say it ‘cause I care
I only say it ‘cause I care
Ooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
When all you do is stay in playin’ your computer games?
Get off your lazy arse Alfie please use your brain
Now now there's no need to swear
I'm feeling guilty here for leading you astray
I tell him he should get up ‘cause it's nearly half past three
Now now there's no need to swear
He can't be bothered ‘cause he's high on THC
Please don't despair my dear mon frčre
Please don't despair my dear mon frčre
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
Now now there's no need to swear
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a tw**?
I just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
Please don't despair
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
I only say it ‘cause I care
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that
I can't even see him ‘cause his room is so smoky
