Why these bitches buggin' out
And Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
Can't stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey'
Make 'em spend, they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet
Damn, what went wrong?
Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
'Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E
Can't stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey'
600 Mercedes and 380's in my doll babies
"Besides, she looks up to you, you're her idol
I woulda got hung for that
Versace hottie in designer clothes
Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Shanice
To bring back your head like Medusa
Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
The other two? Yeah, they still linger
Rule number one, no cursin'
H-class rocks inside my Baby G Shock
They don't want you to win no more
But don't you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em
I know it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
C'mon please, I wanna be just like you
Askin' me for money, day in, day out
Girls be actin' stink, mad funny
C'mon Shanice, I'm takin' you to my house in L. Conn.
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
She called me by my government name, Kimberly
Can't stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey'
I mean, what's this all about?
Girls be actin' stink, mad funny
Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her"
Ever seen The Professional? Well, I can clean
And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next
What the fuck you waitin' for? C'mon, let's get it on
I just stared her up and down
Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece
Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin' white, no sex
I know it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
It's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit together
"Hello?" Yo, what's the deal?
What? She don't know I like my guns pretty?
What, what? I like the green, know what I mean?
And dress like me and look like me
For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out
Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
I heard a knock at the door
And I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
You too young for that, when I was your age
It said, "Bitches is out to get you
But all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
They know where you live, so evacuate the crib
Whoo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh, brother
The other day, when I was comin' out the grocery store
Girls be actin' stink, mad funny
Through her in my backseat
Then she handed me the note, here, read this
Can't we all just get along and make hit songs?
Who sent you? My mom sent me, her name is Dottie
Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
And tomorrow is her first violin recital
How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
She had the Prada knapsack with the hat to match
Anyway, what you know about that?
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
So she could fill me in a little more about the plot
Uh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather
'Cause them other two girls, that's still on the menu
And she would be more than happy if you could take her
Then I picked up the phone to call my Aunt Dot
She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
Hmmph, she was cute and mad fly
"I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends
You know what? I like you, little big person
Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys 'R 'Us
Soul Train, they don't want you to attend no more
Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
Who are you? Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't remember me?
Bavari hiking boots with the mink bubble goose
Crazy baguettes in my barrettes and
Your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz"
So just pray I come home
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"
Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later"
Then I dumped her on a dead-end street
Is the reason why the story is to be continued
'Cause I couldn't believe it, then I opened it
What? What's takin' you so long? I got plans for the future
Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
I know it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Can't stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey'
It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another
Girls be actin' stink, mad funny
And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more
And when we hang up, get rid of your phone"
If this was a show, y'all hoes would get 'Gonged'
Fuck Barney and Lamb chops, I don't love them hoes
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
"See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
I wanna go with you, uhh, be quiet and we'll get along fine
