Whatever it is, I have it
“Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up”
But the minimum wage is lower now
For smoking something that grows in the dirt
Uh, these terrorists masterminds
Every commercial that comes on TV
Make them feel good about themselves
There’s room in the back, take it
Look at our lifestyle
What the commercial is
With computers! You'll see, I’ll show them”
It is all about self-esteem in the schools
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
Why am I judging this poor bastard
Without thinking
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
I’ll sit at a drive through
People always say that to homeless guys
But we’re putting people in jail
Got laid in high school
Sometimes you have to
"Get a job" like it's always that easy
That disease comes
You got to spend a long time
Do you think if Bill Gates
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Everything is mega meal
Of course not
This homeless guy was wearing
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
There was cheesecake
That comes up all the time
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time
And pork chops everywhere”
That’s not natural
Save it up and buy a wall unit
Underwear goes inside the pants policy
It’s a natural plant
People love to judge homeless guys
Is a prescription drug ad
Instead of getting up to
Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
“I’m going to take of the world
Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
A homeless guy asked him for money
You keep hearing about these
Stuffed in your own locker
To succeed in later life
He’s homeless
It takes lots of drunk daddys
Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
I was about to give it to him and then
Sing to me, sing a song
Want to go large?
Do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
It’s only three more cents
You want to have thirty burgers
Super sized
Build the kids’ self-esteem
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
There are homeless people everywhere
Suffer a little in your youth
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
People running through fields
Before you decide to blow a goat
Do you know what the number one
Sing to me, sing a song
Want a jumbo fries with that?
But we got pills for that
Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
80 year old dudes with hard-ons
"Why don’t you go get a job you bum?"
Missing a lot of dance recitals
With my new high speed connection?
I have five serious diseases
The schools now
Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
Than it was thirty-five years ago
Like, “Do you ever wake up
He looks right at the homeless guy
They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don’t I put?”
You know we have more
Oh, my God I have this, write this down
To keeping the old guys erect
His underwear outside his pants
Prescription drugs now
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny
With a hot chick and a puppy
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
Do you know what’s not natural?
I can’t watch TV for four minutes
That grows in the dirt
Half the time you don’t even know
Want biggie fries with that?
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Americans, let’s face it
But technically I’m sure it is in the books
Where does that leave me on a Friday
He's gonna waste the money
To the totally empty counter
With your underwear
An epidemic like it is polio
On the internet for fifty bucks
Tired in the morning?”
How do you get that?
They’re not masterminds
For a nickel you fat mother fucker
These women don’t just grown on trees
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004
Behind fifteen other cars
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
And if that disappears
Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity
To motivate yourself
Make the eight foot walk
Masterminds are another word
I’ll sit there for I'll sit there
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
That are being killed in the middle east
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process
We’re in one of the
Richest countries in the world
What these guys do, don’t you think?
I walked behind this guy the other day
Terrorists masterminds
We’re dedicating all our medical resources
